You could read the packaging
on this product forever and not know what it is for, so we'll tell you right up front: This is for
men to insert into their anus
to stimulate the prostate. If
you have never done this before,
let us tell you that this is one
of the better experiences the male anatomy has to offer.
The vibrator is a plug-in variety (no batteries required, and no battery-operated model available), with a block power supply. It comes with three attachments of varying degrees
of firmness, so you can experiment with just the right feeling for you. The large vibrator part (in stylish chrome-finished plastic) is chunky and easy to hold, which is a good thing; if
you are using it solo, reaching down and around is enough of
a challenge without a fiddly
little vibrator.
You say you want some numbers? Okay, here you go: The power supply cable is 13
feet long, giving you plenty of range away from the outlet to
the bed or couch or kitchen table or wherever you plan to use this. The vibrator unit is 7-3/4" tall
and just shy of 1-1/2" in diameter. The attachments stick up
3-1/2" above the top of the vibrator unit when installed.
They are 3/4" at the widest point (the "head") and the tilted
"head" part is just over 1-1/2" long..
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The vibrations are firm but not very
strong, which is just what you want for
this kind of play. Like the Eroscillator the
Ooh-la-la uses an oscillating motion
instead of a thumping motion. If you
are completely inexperienced, don't worry
about using it: the attachments are very
small, and made of a soft, flexible
plastic. Experiment around with the
varying hardnesses and speed
settings on the vibrator; you might
try starting off with the hardest
attachment, and working down from
there
In use, we found it to be tons of fun.
It's long enough to reach the prostate
without any discomfort (either from the
probe inside or your arm as you position
it), while still being easy to control. It
might take a bit of practice to hit the
prostate on a regular basis, but that's
the absolute best kind of practice there is.
You'll want to clean the attachments
after each use; fortunately, they detach
from the handle to make that easy. Just
some anti-bacterial soap and washing
with warm water will do fine. A small
brush (an old toothbrush) is also handy
for getting into the "cup" on the opposite
side of the nubbed surface of the
attachment.
It's an expensive toy, no question, but
we found it to be great at what it does,
and built like a rock. Get this, some
Maximus, and you're ready for hours of
inner space exploration. (Vibrator unit
with attachment and power cable shown
above; attachments detailed below.)
Note: For those of you who have asked,
the Ooh-la-la is similar, but not the same
as the Eroscillator. The Ooh-la-la has a stronger motor and a stronger power
supply than the Eroscillator.
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